while (true)
print("new Runnable() { public void run() { ")
Frankly, I'm pissed off. I'm sure Java dying will kill the JVM too, ultimately.
In the meantime, there's Scala. But the Java community will probably prefer Groovy, because it has learned from Java that types are hard.
(my source: http://twitter.com/theplanetarium via Ismael Juma)